Thursday, July 24, 2014

Letter of resignation

It is with sad and heavy heart that I hand this in.
Matters have indeed spun far out of control past my wildest dreams.
I cannot say that I am happy at this turn of events,
Nor can I yet say that I am sad.
It is time that our collaboration come to an end.
In these last years I have watched the vitriol and venom spewed snaking through the media.
I have seen seductive slander slyly slanted to be some sort of praise. 
Some time ago your departed from my ways,
I would be lying if I said I had not grown tired of these childish antics.
The infuriating rubber stamping of your prejudice and small-mindedness from my desk in my absence has left me with no other choice.
It is time for me to clean house from top to bottom starting with you my petulant children.
I will not be picking up your option at this time.
If you wish to appeal this decision, you may write to the respective parties that actually give a fuck.

Sincerely yours,
God

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